Somethings afoot at the Circle K, I mean the Kum & Go
So you ever wonder if when a company names themselves they think of all the possible bad taste comments that could be made with their name in it. I mean like when you choose a baby’s name you (well at least the guys) think I don’t want my kid teased so I need to analyze the name I choose. With that said I give you the following picture…
Okay seriously do you think there was an ad exec or a person in charge with coming up with the right name for this new chain of gas stations that actually sat down and never weighed out the complex humor in calling it the Kum & Go. Or is it possible that it was a 14 yo boy that made the decision. I’m not knocking the shear humor in the name, I frankly find it to be freaking hilarious. Though probably the people out west specifically in CO ( where this was taken probably ) are way over the humor in this name, but I’m not.
I mean come on Kum & Go I laugh a little every-time I say it, read or in this case type it. I’m use to the multitude of porn movies that love to substitute the word cum for the word come, but did someone really think ” I’ll change the c to a k and no one will even think twice”. Right Right.
And yes I know it takes a juvenile mind to look at the sign and rattle off a litany of jokes but haven’t you been reading my blog? What about it is not juvenile? Please. To the various “company naming directors” ( not an actual job position ) out there who are oblivious to the humor you provide me and most of my friends I say hats off , to those who do it on purpose I LOVE YOU GUYS. As for the Kum & Go well been there done that
Kum & Go ( L think I peed myself that time. Laughing that is )


*I wonder what the gas nozzles look like.*
Maybe they should have a sales campaign where they give out free “Van Wilder-like” custard eclairs with every KUP of JOE they sell.
They could even have a Senior Special called “Kame & Went”.