Wacky eNews:Pamela Anderson’s Child Slave

Okay so if you haven’t heard this story yet, you’ll just love it. Seems like Pam Anderson decided @ The Hollywood Style Awards, she hasn’t gotten any attention as of late so to stay in headlines she went for SHOCK and Appall with the use of a little child as a “handmade”.

If you don’t know the story read about it on the dlisted.com here or Ny Post here.

So when you get a beautiful dress made by a famous designer and its very very long what do you do. Ahhh yes employ a small 9yo to hold up your train when you walk.

In what alternate universe did she even think this was a great idea. In all of the dumb ass things she has done how could she even remotely say hey this will win me fans all around the world. I know you’re saying “come on RAlonzo this isPam Anderson not Albert Einstein. Dumb ideas are all she has.” yes yes I agree but this takes the cake really.

According to the link above one guest said:

“She didn’t even have her own seat and had to sit at Pamela’s feet, where people nearly stepped on her to get to the stage. The girl looked uncomfortable and kept tugging on her dress to get her attention, but Pamela waved her away. And, after she presented David LaChapelle with an award onstage, she shouted ‘daughter’ in front of the whole auditorium, and slapped her leg like she was calling a puppy. The girl rushed up to grab her train.”

Ok as I would usually elaborate here with my own view of how incredibly retarded (yes I’m not being PC, jog on) she is, I really don’t think I even have to say a word. I’m pretty sure now that she has no one with scruplas working for, save maybe the 9yo girl.